tears-in-the-tardis: sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’ but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
sharonosbourne: klinklang: klinklang: was anyone else fucking terrified of that giant plant thing from jumanji sEE IT’S PURE EVIL BYE it just looks like a giant butthole why r u terrified of a giant butthole Butthole with a death TONGUE!
It's google street view without the boring bits. →
welcometoroseannadu: emmugh: The Secret Door could take you anywhere in the world. Only unlike completely randomised websites that drop you in the middle of the Australian outback, it’s likely to take you somewhere really, really cool. NO I’M REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE IT DROPPED ME INSIDE A MEXICAN RESTAURANT I ATE AT IN TOKYO???????/!!!!!!!!!!!!???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
severalbadpunslater: whoreoscopes: doomf: That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me? 25796323689432 feet you say? this is literally my favorite post on tumblr
godwoon: iguanamouth: iguanamouth: gtfoyourcomputer: iguanamouth: iguanamouth: about a week ago i found this in a goodwill, one of those “grow in water” toys but there’s no pictures of what might be inside besides the awful baby clipart, and i am insanely curious about whats actually in the egg 15 hour adventure starting now 9 hours in and there is a crack on the egg, i...
When you go to someone else’s house and they’re like “Sorry for the mess” Lol that’s me. “Whew sorry I haven’t cleaned in a few weeks. My bad.”
xast: hotmail only got named hotmail after i made an account
rah-b-loved: cyborglovesong: United States,...
Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.