was anyone else fucking terrified of that giant plant thing from jumanji
sEE IT’S PURE EVIL BYE
it just looks like a giant butthole why r u terrified of a giant butthole
Butthole with a death TONGUE!
How well do you know these Disney Movies? My Date With The President’s Daughter (1998) Smart House (1999) The Color of Friendship (2000) Mom’s Got a Date with a Vampire (2000) Phantom of the Megaplex (2000) The Ultimate Christmas Present (2000) Halloweentown II: Kalabar’s Revenge (2001) A Ring of Endless Nights (2002) (Source: hiijesssssica, via welcometoroseannadu)
Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century (1999)
Johnny Tsunami (1999)
It's google street view without the boring bits.
The Secret Door could take you anywhere in the world. Only unlike completely randomised websites that drop you in the middle of the Australian outback, it’s likely to take you somewhere really, really cool.
NO I’M REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE IT DROPPED ME INSIDE A MEXICAN RESTAURANT I ATE AT IN TOKYO???????/!!!!!!!!!!!!???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE (via h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s)
Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!
NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…
Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.
However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.
A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.
A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.
Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.
The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.
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